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Eureka Lost
How the Internet has destroyed the thrill of the hunt.
By Matthew J.X. Malady
Posted Wednesday, Feb. 9, 2011, at 3:12 AM ET

Illustration by Robert Neubecker. Click image to expand.Back in December, at the urging of a certain perpetually disappointed family member, I decided to jettison my "Snuggies and sweaters" approach to holiday gift giving for a more thoughtful, individualized alternative. I kicked things off by purchasing a Disneyland jigsaw puzzle, circa 1965, for $15 on eBay. I thought it would make a nice gift for my Disney-obsessed younger cousin.

Thereafter, in a Mountain Dew-fueled, 45-minute spurt of good cheer, I bought six or seven more gifts online, each one masquerading as some kind of rarity: a 1992 Pittsburgh Penguins yearbook, a heretofore elusive, 408-page tome on motorcycle parts, and so on. The gifts, when presented, had the intended effect. "Where on earth did you find this?" my relatives asked, one by one, excitedly. My response was consistent and coy: "Don't worry about it."

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Matthew J.X. Malady is a writer and editor living in Manhattan. Follow him on Twitter.

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